We can see it with some frequency in the urban jungle that is their natural environment. At first it may seem very friendly, but be careful when you least expect it "attacks" its prey.
This is an animal of average height, according to some is endemic in Brazil, specifically to cities such as Rio de Janeiro and Brasilia, but we can find it in South America and all over the world. It is a parasite, that lives at the expense of others. It feeds on anything, good and even the crap depending on the environment where it belongs, therefore, they are the living beings most well adapted to the ecosystem. It is considered a mutant animal due to this unique feature, which allows our maliciousus malandrus (scientific name) survive and proliferate on a large scale, resorting to tricks and schemes that guarantee their existence. It can be seen in flocks in very poor areas or even in very chic enviroments, with an emphasis on public buildings specially in the capital of the Brazilian nation. Normally migrates to areas that are good sources of food and then, you notes the success by the size of their belly, the slowness in which they move and their cynical laughter that reminds you a lot of hyenas. And like them, some specimens have scavengers habits, sucking everything down to the marrow. In case of danger they are able to hide and blend in among the other living beings without being noticed. It also can run with great speed to the point that even the police can stop them, in a juvenile state, of course. In more mature stages of escape is done by other means of transportation to tax havens. Procreation is another of its strengths. They have flashy garments, flaunt is often with great relaxation towards females, without ever giving the impression that they are truly interested. His chin and cunning are refined and although is not the most scholarly can convince them because they have other attributes beyond the physical. It is believed that the malaciousus malandrus propagate some of the worst diseases inflicted on humans, massive loss of neurons, lack of moral and ethical behaviour, laxity, corruption and personality disorders. It is believed that the genesis of this subspecies have been a certain individuals in southern Europe which were mixed with blacks after the arrival in Brazil, but this hipotesis is a mere speculation without any scientific basis. The scoundrels, his most common name, is the major pest known to man, but considered a hero by many Brazilians in his country of origin.
